This is from one of my chat sessions with fuckstress over instant messenging. Yeah I talk to her, envy? KY: ok lets play one game.. want?fuckstress: lame donkey dick reasoningfuckstress: play lahKY: ok.. i say a word, u say the
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picture blatantly copied from google image, have fun!
The Thong Dude
We often hang out at the best mamak stall in all of klang valley – Misai @ ss2. Misai serves the best teh-o-ais, and while everything is good and dandy, there remains a small problem. You see, there is this
Margie the Driver
One fateful day I was sitting in Margie‘s kia sportage, happily day dreaming as it was just after lunch, I think I was dreaming about being a small whale. All of a sudden Margie decided to drive through a hump
GUESS WHO?
These are 2 pictures of our friend peeing in a parking lot, can you guess who?
SmartTagged Suspect
So there was this taxi driver who was suspected to be robbing passangers. Our police set up a task force to tracked down this rouge driver. They came close to nabbing him yesterday with 4 plain clothed policemen in 2
Elephant Tampon
What does elephants use as tampons? note: mouseover the image for the answer, you might have to wait for a few seconds. credit: ST for the stupid riddle.
Proof: Women are Evil
women = time x moneyWe all know that “time is money” so:women = money^2Additionally, we all know that money is the root of evil:money = sqrt(evil), or:money^2 = evilso:women = money^2 = evilwomen = evil credit: slashdot
I Fled an Accident
When I was in my first couple years of high school, I used to ride my good old trusted mountain bike to school. The journey was about 8 kilometers. I rode everyday, rain or shine, up hills both ways, and
Life After Death
From the very first post, you might have already been familiar with Faggot‘s verbal skill in any Chinese dialects. The lack of it, that is. Sipping down teh-o-ais limau with the gang at ss2 mamak stall, we were having a