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It was reported by an unamed but yet reliable source that Peter Tan has taken the money and ran. The report also came with this exclusive photo of the said event!


p/s: aiks i misspelled embezzlement, but i’m leaving as it to not break the pps linkage

As we all know, knife can cut meat. But what can meat cut? Think, think, think…. Move your mouse over the graphic to see the answer.

Whenever you are trying to enjoy some good old stinky durian, there are always flies all around you trying to share the spoil. Isn’t that just annoying? Don’t you hate it? Furthermore, it’s really unhygienic.

Now of course, the famous Suanie will show us the way to counter this pesky little natural phenomenon. Move your mouse pointer over to the graphic below to find out the answer.

Cheers!


On The Sun and other news sources today, Russell Crowe was reported whacking some hotel staff in New York due to poor service. In my opinion, he should be stripped off the Best Male Actor award he got from Gladiator simply for the fact that he didn’t act in that film, it was his nature to be whacking people.

Now we have a friend who is quite prominent on this blog. This dude has a history of wanting to whack people off the slightest annoyance. In fact, he was once forced to hang out at the conference room of the infamous ss2 police station for 9 hours for whacking a dude. 9 hours without food, water, or a chance to go to the toilet. Ouch. Fortunately he was let go without charges.

I tried my best imagining what would happened if we put Russell and our friend in the same picture, and all I can come up with was this.. Cheers.

Russell PWNED Fag

We often hang out at the best mamak stall in all of klang valley – Misai @ ss2.

Misai serves the best teh-o-ais, and while everything is good and dandy, there remains a small problem. You see, there is this dude who isn’t particularly visually appealing who enjoys going to Misai as much as we do. THE DUDE WEARS THONG EVERY SINGLE TIME, AND IT SHOWS! FUCKWITS APPETITE DESTROYER

We were trying to take a picture of him last night but I think he discovered what we were going to do and promptly switched to the other side of the table whereby he was facing us instead of facing away from us.

Again, I’ll let my illustration do the explanation. Morbid curiosity..

the thong guy at ss2