Due to popular demand by the likes of Kimberly and FireAngel, I have decided to exercise my creativity and artistic skill to once again revisit anatomy of female hygienic practice, and propose a pragmatic way for improvement. So here we go, a lesson in pee standing for those without the manly tool.
Note: Post is graphical, parental advisory
How many times have you gals went to a public toilet, just to find that it’s so filthy and unhygienic that you would rather wish you are a guy? With the “modern toilet”, squatting “Type B” on the elevated bowl is rather difficult and challenging. Necessity is the mother of all invention, so here goes –
HOW TO PEE STANDING (FEMALE and post-operative shemale)
The wrong way
Do not, I repeat, do not ever just imitate a guy to pee standing. YOU CAN’T aim! Consult the graphic below so I can save some disturbing descriptions. You will simply make a big mess.
The right way
- If you don’t smoke, find a friend who does, and ask him or her for the used cigarette box, hard pack preferred.
- Rip off the cover, and also the bottom
- Fit the bottom to your opening while standing like a man in front of the toilet bowl, aim
- Fire away, adjust aiming if you miss, or if you see them roaches starting to creep up
I hope you find this educational.
Moral of the lesson:
- If you don’t have the right tool, do not attempt the impossible
- Smokers are your friends
- My artistic skill is the pwn