Jul
20th
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Posted by KY
My buddy horny was in China, he went into a restaurant and snapped a picture of this interesting menu. I have no idea which translation services they used, apperantly not the leading duo babelfish or google translate.

this is how babelfish and google translation works..
I guess when google.com is banned, you have that much less resources.. Instead of dry noodle, 干面 went fuck. A fuck for $5 rnp, not a bad deal huh?

this is the version from a restaurant in China
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By Bryan on Jul 20, 2006 | Reply
Waiter, I would like to have a fuck please!
By J on Jul 20, 2006 | Reply
OMG.
So, it’s like one of those restaurants where you can get “extra services” lah!
…. and for only FIVE yuan?
*lol*
*peers at the menu piccy again*
Actually, the “Pull Out The Silk Banana” item on the menu for twenty yuan sounds pretty darn dodgy too….
Hahahahha
By KY on Jul 20, 2006 | Reply
J,
Yah, and I don’t know what is a Gream corn either. lol.
By Fird on Jul 20, 2006 | Reply
@Bryan: LOL That’s a good one!
My god the translations o.o. F*ck is so far away from flour! (at least noodle is a little closer!)
By spiller on Jul 20, 2006 | Reply
Bryan: then the waiter will ask u: “pat ku” or “tor dei”?
By Dabido (Teflon) on Jul 20, 2006 | Reply
‘A fuck for $5 rnp, not a bad deal huh?’
Ah, men without GF’s might think it is a good deal.
Pull Out the Silk Banana, have a Fuck and maybe a quiche and spotted dick for afters!
By saikua on Jul 20, 2006 | Reply
that’s like RM $2.50 for a fuck… oh.. could b u getting fuck for $2.5
anyway which part of china is this la… why bother the translation when it’s not helpin at all…
By KY on Jul 20, 2006 | Reply
saikua,
I think this is Tung Guan, somewhere nearby GuangZhou
By meekiee on Jul 20, 2006 | Reply
ahahaha..pull out the silk banana and fuck, it will give you hot and sour feel.
white gruel..may lay geh?? say porridge lah!
why they so lazy check dictionary?? aiyoh, may as well don’t translate la, make ppl laugh only…
By Terry on Jul 21, 2006 | Reply
sei horny, go up china pack second pull ?
5 for a fuck, you sure u want ar ?
By Ashish C. on Jul 21, 2006 | Reply
Probably must’ve used Microsoft Translator - “The translator for the masses”. LOL
By Myhorng on Jul 23, 2006 | Reply
Terry, wat for Pack 2nd pull when you can get a fuck for as cheap as RMB 5.00!