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Following the insanely popular but morally not-so-correct pimping FA, here comes the next installation. Yes ladies and gentlemen, I’m pimping again, and we have Xaviera on the auction block.

Again, as a disclaimer, I’ll have to tell you that this is by no means sexually related. It’s all about getting you to enjoy a nice evening with this lady, if you are the higgest bidder, of course. So here goes!

insane cleavageIntroduction:
Name – Xaviera
Age – Twenties
Weight – It’s a secret, but properly distributed, you’ll see
Height – Probably around 5’4 or so?
Speciality – Drink & dance, and sometimes whack the shit out of the sandbag
X Factor – Motherly figure, won’t starve the baby.

Synopsis:
This girls know how to party, and yet have a softer, more domesticated side. She doesn’t need to be that high maintenance chick who insists on fine dining on cavier and champaign. As you can see, she gets satisfaction from Burger King and McDs too. You can’t find these kinda chicks around KL easily, now can you?

Xaviera pimped

To Date her:
As some of you might have read about the FA pimping post, this is no different. It’s all about getting a decent date for Xaviera, for example, she might not enjoy it if you bring her jogging and all you do is running in front of her, in reverse, with your eyes fixed staring at particular parts of her body.. that’s a no no.

So .. gentlemen, start you bidding! (with a Daytona theme…. kinda goes well with those headlights)

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Discuss : KY Pimps – Xaviera

  1. ooi hoe khiam

    I am 43 years olds chinese, single, malaysian. Currently working as a chef in a hotel in Saigon, Vietnam.I am coming back on holidays, shall be going back after chinese new year. I can be contact at 016-3768283, I prefer sms than call. My email address is ooihoekhiam@yahoo.co.uk I am looking forward to be your friend. See you and never to say good bye.

  2. Hi, as beautiful as she is, I don’t wanna date Xaviera, I’d just like to meet her again. I haven’t seen her in a long time, and would like to know that she’s well and everything like that. If you could get her to email me, I’d appreciate that from the bottom of my heart, I’ll be coming to malaysia from london later this summer around august 15. Kazmi her Kiddo

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