Following the insanely popular but morally not-so-correct pimping FA, here comes the next installation. Yes ladies and gentlemen, I’m pimping again, and we have Xaviera on the auction block.
Again, as a disclaimer, I’ll have to tell you that this is by no means sexually related. It’s all about getting you to enjoy a nice evening with this lady, if you are the higgest bidder, of course. So here goes!
Name – Xaviera
Age – Twenties
Weight – It’s a secret, but properly distributed, you’ll see
Height – Probably around 5’4 or so?
Speciality – Drink & dance, and sometimes whack the shit out of the sandbag
X Factor – Motherly figure, won’t starve the baby.
This girls know how to party, and yet have a softer, more domesticated side. She doesn’t need to be that high maintenance chick who insists on fine dining on cavier and champaign. As you can see, she gets satisfaction from Burger King and McDs too. You can’t find these kinda chicks around KL easily, now can you?
To Date her:
As some of you might have read about the FA pimping post, this is no different. It’s all about getting a decent date for Xaviera, for example, she might not enjoy it if you bring her jogging and all you do is running in front of her, in reverse, with your eyes fixed staring at particular parts of her body.. that’s a no no.
So .. gentlemen, start you bidding! (with a Daytona theme…. kinda goes well with those headlights)
So I was hanging out with the gang having a drink at Starbucks at IKEA/Ikano, and spotted this sign..
NO PARKING, IT’S A CAMPING ZONE!
That’s something new. I’ve seen alot of clamping zone signs, but this is a first. Who’s got a tent now, I can’t wait!
Going back from eating the Pork Rib rice at Klang, I spotted the lesser known twin towers of Klang. This is a well hidden secret, uncovered by yours truely.
They have planned to build a connecting bridge, too!
- Height – 5.5 stories
- Location – nearby some nice pork rib rice place & indian cinema
- Speciality stores – mamak restaurant & kedai runcit
- Unique features – old school house of heritage smacked in between
- Landscaping – done by MPK, decorated by garbage
- Design – done by some Ah Beng over 2 drunken nights & slightly too much bak kut teh (note the difference in the windows)
Can’t wait to see how the connecting bridge turns out.
As some of you might aware, I have written quite abit about Vietnamese food such as the BBQ & steamboat. The latest installation, I bring you Banh Xeo, something akin to crepe.
We went to this place called Banh Xeo 46A, an old school place by the roadside, with extended roof however. The place is packed with mostly Vietnamese, but I did see a table of mat salleh smacked somewhere in there tho.
As you can see on the bottom 2 pictures, they serve BBQ prawn and fish too.
This is what we came for, Banh Xeo, it’s got shrimp, bean sprout, and some other stuff in it. As with most Vietnamese dishes, it came with a generous serving of fresh vegetables. We also ordered fish, and some fried pork that came with something like very soft pohpiah wrapper.
The way you eat Banh Xeo, as shown by my Vietnamese colleague.
- Tear a serving of the “crepe”
- Wrap some fresh vege over it
- Add some sauce and maybe some chilli
- Indulge your senses
Typical tourists never get these kinda true Vietnamese food, it was awesome.
Last weekend my housemate Horny Horng decided to bring us (myself and kerol) to Klang for some pork rib rice which he claimed to be very good. So we called up Galvin the Klang Chow Ah Beng to join us, since he stays nearby.
note: this restaurant has moved to a new location, address and GPS coordinates updated
The place is smacked between the old bus terminal and the Indian movie serving cinema, right at the town of Klang itself. Ask anyone, or the Ah Beng himself if you can’t find it.
Update 2019: Updated post
Do they look yummy or what?
We ordered for the portion that feeds 4 people, a plate of the signature dish, the pork rib (top right), mutton curry in claypot (bottom left), and some vege. As busy as the place was, it only took some 5 minutes before we were served.
It turned out that we finished all the food and Galvin didn’t even eat. Later he claimed that Kerol is counted as 2 person.. =/
The pork rib was by far the best that I had, it’s sort of deep fried but yet not hard. The fat content is rather high but that’s probably what makes it so smooth with the melt-in-your-mouth texture. It is served somewhat like chicken rice style, with some sauce over the meat.
The mutton curry was good too, as well as the vege. The place also serves asam fish, pork knuckle with vinegar, and more.
Drooling? Remember this is non-halal ok…
The Klang way of eating rice is a bit different, you pour dark soya sauce over it. That makes the rice a little sweet, and with an underlying richer taste. At this place, you can also order drinks that comes in big, recyled soya source bottle. We ordered a bottle of Chinese herbal tea and a bottle of soya bean.
You gotta try this place if you haven’t yet. It was good and it was pretty cheap. Costs us about RM 25 for everything.
No.2, Lorong Gudang Nanas,
off Jalan Pasar, Klang
Tel: 019-2600 855