Here’s a little snippet from #malaysia channel at dalnet between Faggot, with the nick of BeetchSlapMe, and Hateher, with the nick [Arwen]. By the way, doubtless would be me.

Hint: they don’t like each other very much.

[22:51] [BeetchSlapMe] u need a bitch slap [Arwen]
[22:51] [@Suresh] [Arwen], i’m not so analytical
[22:51] [+[Arwen]] i slap son of bitches only
[22:51] [BeetchSlapMe] u dare to slap?
[22:51] [BeetchSlapMe] u dont even dare to say a simple hello
[22:51] [RavingRaven|] Arwen…do u slap balls of bastards?
[22:51] [BeetchSlapMe] somemore wanna slap people?
[22:52] [BeetchSlapMe] suck my balls la cibais
[22:52] [BeetchSlapMe] certain people only dare to talk cock in irc
[22:53] [+[Arwen]] too coward to use his own nick
[22:53] [+[Arwen]] ego and cowardice
[22:53] [BeetchSlapMe] talking about ego?
[22:53] [BeetchSlapMe] BS
[22:53] [BeetchSlapMe] GFY
[22:54] [@beccs] OoOo so fiesty
[22:54] [BeetchSlapMe] take the fucking terung and stuffs it in your fucking brown kebab
[22:54] [@doubtless] LOL
[22:54] [@Suresh] brown KEBAB?
[22:54] [+[Arwen]] Damien, i look at the stars, the stars are beautiful, then i turn to look at you, i’d rather look at the stars again
[22:54] [+[Arwen]] now u know why i never chat with u
[22:55] [BeetchSlapMe] u think i wanna chat with u?
[22:55] [+[Arwen]] unless u can turn in ur grave
[22:55] [BeetchSlapMe] ill kiss my fucking dragon cock man
[22:55] [BeetchSlapMe] ewww
[22:55] [@doubtless] lol.
[22:55] [BeetchSlapMe] if i were to chat with u
[22:55] [@doubtless] 2 sorhais chatting with each other about why don’t don’t chat with each other.
[22:55] [+[Arwen]] wow someonee just called his cock DRAGON
[22:55] [@doubtless] IRC is incredible
[22:55] [+[Arwen]] PTUI!
[22:55] [@kaikon] hahahaa
[22:55] [@kaikon] cibai
[22:55] [BeetchSlapMe] haha
[22:55] [sexwithsis] haha
[22:56] [+[Arwen]] ky .|.

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In line with the festive season that is the Chinese New Year, lets have a little quiz that is in fact relevant.

Q: What is the mystical animal that have a head, a tail, and 4 balls?
hint: you probably have seen one, either on TV or in real life, and it won’t kill you.

Tags:  quiz,  riddle

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Ever been to a mamak stall, ask for Maggie mee goreng, the friendly mamak waiter answered you, but it was too noisy and all you got to see was his signature head shakes and you are left with no freaking clue if that was a yes or a no?

You are in luck today, after extensive research and several consultation sessions with proper Tamil friends, I have come up with the answer. The ultimate decryption on the most complicated head shaking culture on earth.

Concentrate when the friendly mamak shakes his head, there are actually 2 different ways. First, as the graphic below points out, the “Type A” shake, the dude actually pivots his nose and swings his chin and forehead in the OPPOSITE direction. When the chin goes left, the forehead goes right, and vice versa. This, my friend, is a YES

Now, “Type B”, when the neck is the pivot. The mamak dude will swing his whole head left and right. Pretty much like the prevailing culture’s normal gesture for a NO. It is that simple. Now you wonder why the heck you never thought of it.

Moral of the lesson:

• Shake = yes
• Swing = no
• My drawings are just so cool

Tags:  drawing

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This is a true story that happened during one frigid Minnesota winter night on early 1999.

I was a student in Bemidji State University then, staying in the hostel, my roommate was this huge Bangladesh dude name Masud. (pictures later)

We bought a bottle of tequila, and drank it the way it’s meant to with lemon and salt, it was some good stuff. I had about a quarter of the bottle, and Masud had the rest of it.

After the bottle we finished the bottle , and I puked, we decided to go to Perkins, a 24-hour restaurant, in an attempt to sober up and refill my stomach. I remembered Masud going to the toilet, and returning to the table, then he ate again. My mind wasn’t working very well. None of ours were.

Half an hour later, we drove back to the dorm. Parked the car, it was still snowing, the temperature was about –30C or something insane like that.

Walking out of the car.

“Damn, why is it so cold?” said Masud.

“Hey! Where is my pants?” yelled Masud.

Apparently the big dude forgot to put his pants on in the toilet and left it at Perkins, sat there for another half an hour with his underwear (consult the photo) and sweater while eating, and came back with the car without realizing.

Moral of the story:

• Tequila goes well with salt and lemon
• Tequila can knock you down
• Always remember to put on your pants after going to the toilet

Tags:  funny,  tequila

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Due to popular demand by the likes of Kimberly and FireAngel, I have decided to exercise my creativity and artistic skill to once again revisit anatomy of female hygienic practice, and propose a pragmatic way for improvement. So here we go, a lesson in pee standing for those without the manly tool.

Note: Post is graphical, parental advisory

How many times have you gals went to a public toilet, just to find that it’s so filthy and unhygienic that you would rather wish you are a guy? With the “modern toilet”, squatting “Type B” on the elevated bowl is rather difficult and challenging. Necessity is the mother of all invention, so here goes –

HOW TO PEE STANDING (FEMALE and post-operative shemale)

The wrong way

Do not, I repeat, do not ever just imitate a guy to pee standing. YOU CAN’T aim! Consult the graphic below so I can save some disturbing descriptions. You will simply make a big mess.

The right way

1. If you don’t smoke, find a friend who does, and ask him or her for the used cigarette box, hard pack preferred.
2. Rip off the cover, and also the bottom
3. Fit the bottom to your opening while standing like a man in front of the toilet bowl, aim
4. Fire away, adjust aiming if you miss, or if you see them roaches starting to creep up

I hope you find this educational.

Moral of the lesson:

• If you don’t have the right tool, do not attempt the impossible
• Smokers are your friends
• My artistic skill is the pwn

Tags:  drawing,  funny

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